funny! just funny!

i was busy chatting and surfing when i came to stumble on a page. its a page full of quotes and stuffs bout gayhood and reality. to brief, its simply glitters and pinks. not so much of the who he is or what he likes. its a profile actually. he's name is ROVIKPI (weird!) and he's from quezon. basically its a collaboration of i think what he thinks gays have in common. im not exactly sure whether he was able to piece them off and sew them together or he did the copy-paste thing (usually done by college students in a hurry for research projects).
its a big rainbow world out there. so much more closets to open, yet so little the time. its like 1% of the whole world population are gay (that includes paris hilton, perez hilton-twin.haha, george bush, ellen degeneres, etc.) its a gay-gay world out there. they breathe the air normal creatures breathe-making the air pink. haha. even the dogs breathe pink air. (tinkerbelle-paris' dog).

so we go back to the page i tripped on.

• WHAT GAYS REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY...

I want a commitment. (I'm sick of masturbation.)
Haven't I seen you before? (Nice ass.)
I need you. (My hand is tired.)
You're the only man I've ever cared about. (You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.)
I'm a Romantic. (I'm poor.)
I really want to get to know you better. (So I can tell my friends about it.)
It's just orange juice, try it. (3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.)
He's kinda cute. (I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!)
He's not my type. (He won't sleep with me.)
I miss you so much (I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.)
I had a wonderful time last night. (Who the hell are you?)
Do you love me? (I've done something stupid and you might find out.)
Do you 'really' love me? (I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.)
I'll give you a call. (I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.)
I've been thinking a lot. (You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.)
I think we should just be friends. (You're ugly.)
I've learned a lot from you. (Next!!!!)

here's a more localized quote version. more colloquial. anyway, i wouldnt be able to translate the whole part because seriously i am doing away with the language/dialect/whatever!

"Jokela Time" (gay time)

"... aanhin mo ang gwapo... kung mas malandi pa sa'yo..."
"... walang matinong lalake... sa malanding kumare... "
"... wala ng hihigit pa sa malansang isda... kung'di ang isang baklang balahura... "
"... sa hinaba-haba ng prosisyon... bading din pala ang iyong ka-relasyon... "
"... ang tumatakbo ng matulin... may gwapong hahabulin... "
"... matalino man ang bading... nape-perahan pa rin... "
"... ang lalaking nagigipit sa bading kumakapit."

only third-world-junkies knows the meaning of this!